Are you a Tiki freak? - Take the Quiz

I got about 34 NO's, but I'm planning on having my face/head slowly transformed into a Rapa Nui moai likeness through gradual cosmetic surgery...
Look better than that cat-lady, anyway...

Down to a 30 after using the eBay buy it now option for these mugs from Tiki Farm.

Getting closer....

Wow, has no one taken the quiz since 2008? Time to BUMP this puppy back to the top.
Come find me at Oasis 10 and tell me how you did.

Got a straight 10. But I'm alright. Had my first tiki overload moment in 1996 already and emancipated from the cult since.

Me? 18 NOs - mostly regarding SHAG (did I type that out loud? :roll:)

And yeah, time to revise the poll again...there's no "Do you own a Benzart original?" or "Have you ever drank a Ray's Mistake at Tiki Ti?" or "Do you own an item purchased at Oceanic Arts?" or "Is there an original Ruzik hanging in your home?" or "Can you mix a proper Mai Tai?" or "Did you Kate and Marie today?" :)

G

TikiG

tiki since '67!

[ Edited by: TikiG 2010-07-30 11:10 ]

I had 52 No's. That makes me a Tiki Newbie. :evil:

Actually I think this quiz puts too much emphasis on collecting and not enough on drinking.

Drinking... It's all about the drinking. :D

Amen, John-O, amen.

1. Bought a Tiki item at a thrift store? yes
2. Bought a Tiki item at a swap meet/flea market? yes
3. Bought a Tiki item on e-bay? yes
4. Bought a Tiki item on e-bay using “Buy-it-Now?” no
5. Traded Tiki items? yes
6. Have a Vintage Tiki Mug? yes
7. Have a Tiki Mug by Orchids of Hawaii? yes
8. Have a Tiki Mug made by Otagiri? yes
9. Have a Tiki Mug made by Westwood? no
10. Made a profit re-selling a Tiki item? no
11. Own a vintage Tiki Restaurant Post Card? yes
12. Own a vintage Tiki Restaurant Matchbook? yes
13. Have a Tiki Mug from Munktiki? no
14. Have an E-Bay only Munktiki Mug? no
15. Have a Mug Made by Tiki Farm? yes
16. Have a Mug Made by Bosco? no
17. Have a Tiki Candle? no
18. Have a Tiki in your Yard? no
19. Created your own Tiki item? yes
20. Sold a Tiki item you created? no
21. Been to the “Enchanted Tiki Room?” yes
22. Own more than 5 Tiki shirts? yes
23. Actually drink out of Tiki mugs when you have friends over? yes
24. Have more than 10 Tiki’s in your home? yes
25. Have art with a Tiki in it hanging in your home? yes
26. Have a Tiki bar in your home? yes
27. Have a Tiki light/lamp? yes
28. Have a Tiki that is over 2 ft. tall? yes
29. Have a photo of you with a Tiki? yes
30. Bought a tiki from a carver? yes
31. Met another TC member? yes
32. Traveled more than 200 miles to attend a Tiki event? yes
33. Posted your photo on TC? yes
34. Have more than 200 Tiki Central Posts? yes
35. Own more than 4 Tiki Books. yes
36. Have a subscription to “Tiki Magazine”? yes
37. Drank a Mai Tai with another TC member? yes
38. Met Otto Von Stroheim? no
39. Own a Shag Print or original? yes
40. Own a mug by Gecko? yes
41. Know who Hanford Lemoore is? yes
42. Own ”The Book of Tiki” hard cover? yes
43. Own a “Shecky” mug? no
44. Received a Vintage Tiki item as a gift? yes
45. Watched a TV show because there would be Tiki’s in it? yes
46. Own a Tiki Mug designed by Shag? yes
47. Own “Tiki Fonts” by House Industries? yes
48. Have a “Tiki Sticker” on your Car/bike/computer/whatever? yes
49. Own a Tiki Item Made by Witco? no
50. Own a Pufferfish light or Glass Ball float? yes
51. Have bamboo somewhere in your home? yes
52. Know the difference between Lono and Ku? yes
53. Are you wearing a shirt with a Tiki on it, right now? no
54. Own a Martin Denny album? yes
55. Been to a Tiki Bar in the last month? yes
56. Glued together a broken Tiki item? no
57. Visited a place where Tiki items are made? yes
58. Have a Tiki related License plate or License plate frame? yes (both)
59. Have more than 500 Tiki Central Posts? yes
60. Have over 100 Tiki items in your collection? yes
61. Participated in TC when it was still part of Yahoo? no
62. Took an Airplane flight to see Tiki’s or attend a Tiki event? yes
63. Own a “Steve Crane” Tiki Mug? no
64. Been to the “Kahiki” before it closed? no
65. Have a Tiki tattoo? yes

On 2010-07-30 11:07, TikiG wrote:
Me? 18 NOs - mostly regarding SHAG (did I type that out loud? :roll:)

And yeah, time to revise the poll again...there's no "Do you own a Benzart original?" or "Have you ever drank a Ray's Mistake at Tiki Ti?" or "Do you own an item purchased at Oceanic Arts?" or "Is there an original Ruzik hanging in your home?" or "Can you mix a proper Mai Tai?" or "Did you Kate and Marie today?" :)

G

G, I love your new questions... I'll have to add a few of these in there. Also I need to add "do you have an "Ooga-Mooga" account?

Hey Jason, very impressive.... good to actually see all your answers.

-Aloha, Rob

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[ Edited by: MauiTiki 2010-07-30 12:50 ]

22 no's. i just think ima freek.

[ Edited by: talo ka 2010-08-04 07:02 ]

I got 25 NO'S. I'm happy with that. I'm sure in the future that number will come down a little bit more but I dont think i'll ever be considered a freak. Although those that know me would beg to differ.

On 2010-07-31 19:27, swizzle wrote:
I got 25 NO'S. I'm happy with that. I'm sure in the future that number will come down a little bit more but I dont think i'll ever be considered a freak. Although those that know me would beg to differ.

It's a good thing to be considered a freak. Robbie... just from your signature photo we all know you're a Tiki freak (even without seeing your Tattoo). :)

So I am a freak after all. Excellent. Thanks Rob.:)

As for now I'm a TIKI GOD at 17 points, but after I fly to Oasis with ya braddah I'll Definably be a TIKI FREAK with a hopefully a bad hangover at 16 points or less.... :wink:!!!!!!!!!!