Post #692339 by JOHN-O on Mon, Sep 2, 2013 11:04 PM

So we all know about the historical precedence of "Bump n' Grind" inside the Tiki bar, right?...

(Left to right - Tiki Bob's, Zamboanga, Tropics)

But what about "Tiki" inside a topless sports bar ?? That burning question was the basis of my latest urban archaeological expedition...

Despite the advertisement, the only "Hawaiian Speciality Drink" they knew how to mix was a Mai Tai (below). And based on the super coconuty taste, I'm pretty sure they were mixing with Malibu rum. Yuck. After that I switched to Bulleit Rye which at $8 per shot was pretty reasonable considering all of the décolletage on display.

And thanks to the multi-ethnic makeup of Los Angeles, these girls vibed better "Mystery Girl" exotica than anything you'll find at the Mai Kai's Molokai Bar. :)

And as advertised, the grass skirted cocktail waitresses were SEXY.

The bikini garbed "private dancers" were SEXY.

The one night only Hawaiian fire dance was SEXY.

Too bad the bouncers wouldn't allow me to take photographs of any of it ("But it's for Tiki Central !!"). :(

However here's a picture of the SEXY cheeseburger that I ate...

[ Edited by: JOHN-O 2013-09-02 23:30 ]