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Post #68079 by Atomic Cocktail on Wed, Jan 7, 2004 10:55 AM

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On 2004-01-06 09:21, Formikahini wrote:
Psycho: (as she is being dragged out of the Ritz by her husband)
Me: Who ARE you?!?!
Best Friend: Suck my c*** bitch!!

Suck my Chicken? My Chicken coop? My confluence? Suck my catarrh? I have to know! Send me a private message.

I'll get you Alice Berry!!!

Sounds like a title for a 60's film. It could star Peter Sellers, Elke Somers and Don Durant.

She now is in the Junior League in Houston.

Here's your chance for revenge (though her being in the junior league is probably revenge enough):

Attend on one of their functions dressed as "Barbie", get shit-faced and take a squirt on the table. "Urine and Revenge, perfect together!" That's my motto!