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Post #542201 by TikiHardBop on Tue, Jul 13, 2010 10:28 AM

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Try living here in the Sunshine State and you may start to form a different opinion. JB is pretty much everywhere down here. And every bar within 5 miles of the ocean has to look like the inside of a Margaritaville. And if you are on a cruise ship or anywhere in Monroe county (the Keys), the bands are required by law to play one Bob Marley and two JB and songs during every set.

And yes, I am slowly trying to introduce my Parrothead friends to real culture, but it just doesn't seem to take. They understand the proper way to make a margarita and they agree its better, but the next time you are over, there they go with the damn slushy machine. And there's soo many of them! Aarghh!

I'm just ranting here, but it seems like the entire state is full of Parrotheads, faux bikers, Entourage/Jersey Shore wannabes, or old ladies with Red Hats (or recently, blue thongs (flip flops, not that kind of thong, thank god!)).