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Post #540347 by telescopes on Thu, Jul 1, 2010 8:47 PM
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Today, I walked into the Bevmo in La Quinta and asked the following, "Do you have Falernum?" Cashier: No, what's that? Me: It's a cordial... kind of like a sweetner. Let's try this... Do you carry any Fee Brothers products" Cashier: Ah, no, of course not. Me: Really? Cashier: Why would we? Me: Seriously, this is a liquor store, right? Cashier: Yes.... Me: Okay, I'll go out on a limb. Do you have any Pimento Dram? Cashier: (strange look) Me: Okay, it's an allspice cordial Cashier: Oh, you'll never find any of those things here in the Coachella Valley. They don't make those things. Me: Sure they do. I usually buy my Falernum at Jenson's but since I'm here, I thought I'd take a look here. Cashier: Let me get the manager. Manager: Ah, they don't make those things anymore. Me: Really, hmmm, you know they're on your website. Manager: Really? Me: Let me take a look around. Manager follows me. He seems concerned. Me: See, here is the Falernum and my.... Here is the St. Elizabeth Allspice. Manager: I've never seen these things before. Needless to say, I need some LSD to find my way back to reality. Seriously, I am so tired of neophytes telling me I am an idiot and need to listen to the common sense of the crowd. On that note, I think I'll get some vodka, put it in the freezer, then put it in a glass and call it a martini. |