The Artist : Why sometimes they are A**holes? - Bilge

STCB Sabu The Coconut Boy Tiki Socialite Carson, California Joined: Aug 20, 2002 Posts: 2813	STCB Sabu The Coconut Boy Posted posted on Fri, Jun 18, 2010 8:00 PM I'm also REALLY REALLY fake offended that people consider BigToe a bigger A-hole artiste than me. I'm TWICE the A-hole artist that BigToe is. Proof: BigToe punches one child before starting a painting. I require two. You probably haven't seen too much of my art because Christian groups burn it as fast as I make it. I have a fake hemophiliac-card that lets me get free blood from the Red Cross. I use it to paint depressing vampire pictures, because that's what sells right now. I have a successful gallery show under the pseudonym "Big Shmoe" filled with paintings of goats having sex in hot rods. "A successful artist gets paid to hang his art in a gallery. A brilliant artist gets paid by the City to take it back down." - Me The BP Oil Spill is one of my performance pieces.

I'm also REALLY REALLY fake offended that people consider BigToe a bigger A-hole artiste than me. I'm TWICE the A-hole artist that BigToe is.

Proof:

BigToe punches one child before starting a painting. I require two.
You probably haven't seen too much of my art because Christian groups burn it as fast as I make it.
I have a fake hemophiliac-card that lets me get free blood from the Red Cross. I use it to paint depressing vampire pictures, because that's what sells right now.
I have a successful gallery show under the pseudonym "Big Shmoe" filled with paintings of goats having sex in hot rods.
"A successful artist gets paid to hang his art in a gallery. A brilliant artist gets paid by the City to take it back down." - Me
The BP Oil Spill is one of my performance pieces.

Post #537514 by Sabu The Coconut Boy on Fri, Jun 18, 2010 8:00 PM