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Post #50424 by Sabu The Coconut Boy on Sat, Sep 6, 2003 12:29 PM

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First I take a seashell-pink Q-tip and dip it in rubbing alcohol. Then, standing in front of a fan, I rub it in slow, lazy circles around each of my nipples until they become hard and firm, watching myself intently in the mirror. Then I take a blue Q-tip and dipping it in Novacaine, apply it lovingly and directly to the nipples until each one is numb and icy cold and I can no longer feel them ache. Then, from my Craftsman rolling tool chest, I draw a selection of needle-nose pliers. Taking the small one with serrated teeth first, I...(Warning. This post has been edited by the censors, as it was starting to drift dangerously into the topic of Politics)

Sabu