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Post #501127 by woofmutt on Mon, Dec 28, 2009 1:25 PM
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Oh hell, I already made a similar bitch and moan rant. Well, I'm an idiot. Avoid me at parties. But here's a fun conversation gag I learned from an old college chum: If you're a guy talking to another guy every other minute or so just flick your eyes to the other guy's crotch. This probably only works best with casual acquaintances as a good friend will usually ask why the hell your glancing at his crotch and a stranger will either get dangerously irritated or particularly interested. But if you pick the right mark you can really confuse or unnerve him. Or get set up on a blind date with his wife's cousin David. |