The Cause of Baldness - Beyond Tiki

BK Basement Kahuna Tiki Socialite Jawja Province, Isle of North America Joined: Oct 14, 2002 Posts: 3618	BK Basement Kahuna Posted posted on Mon, Aug 25, 2003 11:41 PM But I always thought that if I went bald it would surely be a sign; I was then allowed to divorce my wife, go buy a Miata and one Moody Blues CD, start dating a dumb 23 year-old beauty contestant, and have the priveledge of wearing the official old fart-in-mid-life crisis uniform (1)penny loafers with no socks (2) bad knit golf shirts (3)some Woolrich khaki shorts with one of those cute woven leather belts (4) a Greg Norman style straw hat (5) at least one piece of flashy gold jewelry. (note): These aps apply to some baldness but mostly newfound impotence. [ Edited by: Basement Kahuna on 2003-08-25 23:44 ]

But I always thought that if I went bald it would surely be a sign; I was then allowed to divorce my wife, go buy a Miata and one Moody Blues CD, start dating a dumb 23 year-old beauty contestant, and have the priveledge of wearing the official old fart-in-mid-life crisis uniform (1)penny loafers with no socks (2) bad knit golf shirts (3)some Woolrich khaki shorts with one of those cute woven leather belts (4) a Greg Norman style straw hat (5) at least one piece of flashy gold jewelry. (note): These aps apply to some baldness but mostly newfound impotence.

[ Edited by: Basement Kahuna on 2003-08-25 23:44 ]

Post #49270 by Basement Kahuna on Mon, Aug 25, 2003 11:41 PM