Post #473346 by Kiki von Tiki on Fri, Jul 31, 2009 1:33 PM

Oh durn it! I seed it a-comin! The Hagglers and the Vantinklesteins are at it agin. I knowed when them Haggler boys showed up with their firearms, there's be trouble a'followin, didn't I tell ya? And doesn't that Bigun . . . what's his name? Toad Vantinklestein? Doesn't he just have some nerve now? A'comin here on our thread and postin up his fancy fine high fallutin necklace?

By the way, I jist found out I am out of a regular job come next Friday. So y'all gotta come on down to see me at the Alley and buy somethin nice for yourselves, so's I kin pay ma rent! I'm gonna have some lovelee Sunday go-to-meetin purses for you ladees, some rite purdy skirts and shirts, too! And a few bee-u-ti-ful flowers for your hair!

And then for your Tiki Kitchen, where you're all a cookin up that hobo stew and possum chili and greens and sech, Tobunga and I are gonna have something extree special for y'all! It's top secret so you gotta come see it. Somethin for yor kitchen ladees! For the tiki hostess with the mostest! Y'all are gonna want a whole SET!