Post #416564 by tiki-riviera on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 11:26 AM

Woofmutt,

Congrats! Never have I seen one person do so little for so many. You should be proud. Why not
celebrate this momentous achievement by eating a plate of nachos and taking a nap, you've earned it.
To honor this milestone I've hired White Center's #1 prostitute to give you 1,000 _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
Not sure how long that will take but please tip generously, she will have earned it.

Peace.