Post #381833 by Cammo on Thu, May 22, 2008 2:50 PM

This Beach Chop may or may not happen, but here's the thing;

I'm challenging Billy the CRUDNICK to a Chop Off.

A couple months ago I said we should have a Chop Off, with power vs. no power, etc. What I MEANT was two or more people should square off against each other, both using no power. Or both using all power.

So I hereby CHALLENGE BILLY the C to a CHOP OFF.
And anybody else who wants to get in on this!

Here's the rules;

We get 2 hours to chop a Tiki. 5 minute break every 1/2 hour.
Chisels only; no power.
You can used a stripped log of any size.
You can draw on it before, but no carving of any kind.
The Tiki must be stained and finished at the end. No staining before.
The audience votes.

If I win, Billy has to shut up. That means no swearing or put-downs of any kind for the whole day and the next Chop!

If Billy wins, he gets my Tiki and a Bottle o' Rum.

You in or you heading to da Chicken COOP!?