Post #36301 by Melintur on Wed, May 28, 2003 4:58 PM

On 2003-05-28 16:42, Tiki_Bong wrote:
Melintur,

You little story reminds me of the time we were all in Huntington Beach. Me, Bamboo Ben, Spike and a few others were on the beach with a full-blown tiki bar making Mai Tais. We torched a '75 buick for a little marshmellow roasting. We fired off a few rocket propelled grenades for laughs. The cops came and said "hey, what are you guys doing?"; we said "hey we're from H.B." so he says "OK, just smile when you're assaulting that young lady that's all tied up there", we said "OK".

Anyway Donald Trump stopped by and said "hey are you guys from around here?", and once again we said "Yes Mr Trump, we're from H.B", so he say's "I got too much money, do you boys want some?" and we said "yeah, we'll take a million or two".

Then a bevy of strippers came by. Man were we in luck! They said "Hey are you guys from around here?", again, yes again, we said "yes, we're from H.B.". So these babes say "would you mind having your way with us?". We said "OK!"

It was just another typical day in H.B.

Never mind what I said, I'm moving tomorrow.