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Post #354288 by Limbo Lizard on Fri, Jan 11, 2008 8:28 AM

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I've got the first three verses (to the droning tune of Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald).

A cottonwood canoe and her tiki-mad crew
Twas the triumph of rum over Reason.
The old salts shook their heads, and thought, They’ll all end up dead
It’s the craziest stunt of the season.

With a jug of Mai Tais, and a gleam in their eyes
They were determined to conquer Lake Huron
They let out a roar, and paddled out from shore.
So began the wild voyage of Pighammer.

The weather was calm, as they started out strong
On what they thought would be just a daytrip
But as they lost sight of land, the GPS lay in the sand,
Back on shore – they didn’t realize they’d dropped it.

[ Edited by: Limbo Lizard 2008-01-11 08:45 ]

[ Edited by: Limbo Lizard 2018-09-09 20:21 ]