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Post #342564 by pappythesailor on Wed, Nov 7, 2007 12:35 PM

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Too true, too true.

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps
herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the
door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop
that towel. "
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and
stands naked in front of Bob After a few seconds, Bob hands her
$800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?"
"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.
"Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800
he owes me?"