Post #333727 by POCKETIKI on Thu, Sep 20, 2007 1:36 PM

OUCH! MY FLAMIN' EYEBALLS HURT!!!!

Is it Xmas already? I've just got in from work and Sian handed me the TIKI MODERN book...Compose yourself Trader Jim...it's only a book...keep telling yourself, it's only a book, it's only a book...Damnit! It's not ONLY a book it's THE book!! Sven has not only lived up to expectations, he has bloomin' well over shot them my a mile. That might not sound like a compliment... What?...you didn't think he could do something this good? Of course we did, but...I'm spee...I'm spee...I'm...I'm speech...speechless...well, nearly speechless!

I've had to put it down!...I was shaking so much, I was worried I was going to drop it and compromise it's eBay resale value!! Just kidding, this one's a keeper for sure! Damn fine! So much tiki eye candy to feast your eyes on - it's bedazzling! It is going to be hard to sit down and concentrate on reading it. Still luckily I do have a good attention... What's that Sian? There's a package from Germany needs opening? Sorry where was I? Oh yeah! I do have a good attention...and one from the States you say? Ummm...attention span, yes, I do have a good attention span!

Sven, I'm looking forward to shaking you by the hand and buying you a Mai-Tai in Berlin on Saturday night, hardly fair payment for such efforts but I couldn't afford what this tome is really worth, that's a FACT! There's no actual scientific evidence, but it IS a FACT! IT'S PRICELESS!!!!

Now...I've got a book to read! 'Hula Hanky Panky' Magazine can wait tonight...I need my strength!!

All the Best from Tiki Towers - Trader Jim (Make mine a TIKI MODERN-TAI!).