Post #289900 by pablus on Mon, Mar 5, 2007 6:40 PM

You know, I'm sick of you bringing up my snoring.
That was a long time ago, and I had a thousand ounces of alcohol.
I've lost a bunch of weight since then and quit smoking and... oh wait... you weren't talking about me.
Nevermind.

(I actually stopped sharing rooms with people after my "serenade" chased Swanky out of the room at the ATL Hilton. He left so fast he forgot his boots.)