Post #289089 by Brian on Thu, Mar 1, 2007 8:32 PM

I figured it out! The cereal I mentioned in my post above is called "Fruit Islands Cereal." Its mascot was a big Pacific Islander named King Ayummayumma. The commercials had a bunch of dudes wearing loincloths paddling a canoe around and a volcano that erupted cereal. I knew I wasn't hallucinating.

Just goes to show, there's a webpage out there for anything you can possibly think of.