Post #269347 by pappythesailor on Wed, Nov 29, 2006 6:31 AM

What happens when you snore...

Four friends (Sal, Vinny, Ernie and Joe) went on vacation together. To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room. No one wanted to room with Vinny because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time , so they voted to take turns.

For the first night it was Sal's turn. He comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you?" Sal said, "Vinny snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was a Ernie's turn. In the morning, same thing -- hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot.They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" Ernie said, "Man, that Vinny shakes the roof. I just watched him all night."

The third night was Joe's turn. Joe was a big burly ex-Hockey player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," He said.

They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?" Joe said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Vinny into bed and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night