Post #266763 by Mr. NoNaMe on Tue, Nov 14, 2006 5:54 PM

On 2006-11-14 08:58, dibroc wrote:
where is this bike trail you speak of? I was also wondering if you we mixing a drink while mountain biking would that be " flair"?

Well, I haven't found that trail yet. Also, I haven't mixed a drink whilst riding but, at the Midnight Madness downtown ride I tiki'd up a bike trailer with four foot palm and tiki lights hanging from it, a case of MGD and six mai tais in those 99 cent plast pineapples. Crushed ice and leis covered the beer and booze just in case Five-O was near. Fellow riders would dare to reach down for the brews while riding. A fine gentleman asked if I would like a swig of bourbon. I said, hell yeah! He pulls out a fifth of Knob Creek (my bar stock). I pull the cork out with my teeth. Cap is in my mouth and I take a swig and cap it with my mouth. All this is happening without stopping the bikes and we are holding each others beers.
His beer in my breast pocket and my mai tai someplace with him.

Next year, NO FLAT TIRES! Missus had to pick me up at 3am. Not sure why but, she was up and said she knew that she'd be pickin me up.