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Post #248100 by pappythesailor on Thu, Aug 10, 2006 1:21 PM
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(I think this actually a "good" joke, not a "stupid" one but why make a new thread?)Joe at ConfessionBless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman. The priest asks, "Is that you, Merolla? Yes, Father it is. And who was the woman you were with? I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation. Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you I cannot say. Was it Teresa Volpe? I'll never tell. Was it Nina Capeli? I'm sorry but I cannot name her. Was it Cathy Piriano? My lips are sealed. Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then? Please, Father, I cannot tell you. The priest sighs in frustration. You're very tight lipped, Joey Merolla and I admire that. But you've sinned Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Sal slides over and Four months vacation and five good leads. |