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Post #229939 by HelloTiki on Tue, May 2, 2006 1:06 AM

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My reasons not to carve:

  1. It's ALWAYS 85 degrees and the surf is always good.
  2. Busted my power chisel. It's in Australia getting fixed.
  3. Busted my new Foredom's (not-so-) flexible shaft. Get a new one tomorrow.
  4. Busted my lower back trying to carve Octuplet Coconut stump Tikis with my chain saw (They'll go around my banana patch). The 8 "little darlings" were too heavy to lift, so I had to carve leaning over. OW @%$#@@#! !
  5. The 4-part-harmony voices in my head told me to go to the beach because.............
  6. It's ALWAYS 85 degrees and the surf is always good.