Post #229321 by tikigap on Fri, Apr 28, 2006 11:36 PM

So there's a traveling saleman driving down the road, and he sees a man screwing a sheep in a field. He stops at the nearest farmhouse, runs up and knocks on the door, when some kid answers. He says "Hey! There's a man out in your field screwing a sheep", and the kid says, "Oh, that's okay - he's my daaaaaaaad!".