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Post #199953 by Shipwreckjoey on Fri, Nov 25, 2005 12:47 AM

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right you are donhonyc. I'm 6'-0 and my fightin' weight is between 165 & 175lbs. Slowly but surely I've been getting heavier every year since every since I turned 50. I try to chock it up to my blood pressure medication but let's face it...my metabolism is slowin' down, I eat whatever I feel like and I drink like a sailor on shore leave. I've compiled a list of things to help me get through holidays as follows:

  1. Avoid office parties - the booze and food are cheap and full of fat, carbohydrates, sugar, sodium and a buncha other shit that'll kill ya.

  2. Steer clear of any event, casino or local trough that advertises "All You Can Eat Buffet.

  3. Stay away from any eateries that's name contains the words - HOME COOKIN', FAMILY STYLE and COUNTRY KITCHEN.

  4. Don't smoke pot.