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Post #189227 by Scott McGerik on Tue, Sep 27, 2005 6:27 PM

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On 2005-09-27 13:37, paranoid123 wrote:
What I hate that everyone else likes:

-Starbucks - If you want sugar-milk with some coffee flavoring, then starbucks is your place. If you want a real coffee, espresso, or cappuccino, you can find better ones for a lot cheaper elsewhere.

-Children - I hate kids. I hate small children and babies. I never met your kids but I imagine I'd hate them as well. The only exception is my little niece.

-Personality cults. I can't figure why people are so into into celebrities. So they star in a movie, or sing a song. Why is everyone so facinated with who they're sleeping with, what are they wearing, what kind of trouble they're getting into, or what are they doing now, 10 years after their single hit?

I gotta second paranoid123 on all three, especially children. Why the f*ck do my coworkers yammer on for hours talking about their kid blowing out their diaper? Why Lord have you punished me this way? Isn't being condemned to drink latte's from Starbucks sufficient?

After yammering for hours about theirs kids, the next favorite topic of my coworkers are...celebrities and their foibles! Argh! I'm gonna gouge my ears out with an ice pick!

Although, I am greatly amused by stories of celebrities who blew out their diapers...

--
A rum-soaked Scott (as my wife calls me)

[ Edited by: ScottMcGerik 2005-09-27 18:30 ]