Post #189084 by octocube on Tue, Sep 27, 2005 7:51 AM

okay...i don't have a pcture of it yet...but i recently moved down to the single most redneck town in all the world (douglas, georgia) from houston, texas. i was walking through the downtown area, which mainly consisted of christian bookstores and antique shops, and the sporadic coffee shop. i passed by the window of a particular shop, and what did i see staring out of the window, but a giant grinning tiki. i went right in there and bought it straight up. seems the owner didn't even know what she had. it was labeled as such: "pacific northwest totem pole $40." i laughed really hard, and sccoped up my new treasure and walked out.

by the way, never try to walk two miles with a four foot tiki tucked under your arm. it's hard work, and people have a tendency to stare.