Post #187805 by alohabros on Tue, Sep 20, 2005 4:06 PM

Fidel Castro and his chauffeur were cruising along a country road in Las Villas one day when a pig ran out in front of their car. The chauffeur tried to avoid it, but couldn't, and the pig was killed.

The dictator ordered the driver to go to the farmhouse and explain to the pig's owners what had happened.

About an hour later the chauffeur staggered back to the jeep with his clothes in total disarray. He was holding a bottle of rum in one hand, a cigar in the other and smiling happily.

"What happened?" asked Fidel.

"Well", the chauffeur replied, "the farmer gave me the rum, his wife gave me the cigar and their beautiful daughter made mad, passionate love to me."

"My God Man, what did you tell them?" asked Fidel.

The driver replied, "I am Fidel Castro's chauffeur and I just killed the pig."