Post #161754 by Hau 'oli Tiki on Thu, May 26, 2005 1:14 PM

After I stopped crackin up at the grape Kool-Aid and Pabst... (Really, I'm crying!!) No I just can't stop laughing!! Must. Get a grip. Shit that's funny!
Anyhoo...The German hubby can drink the most vile crap, every day! Whatever's around the haus. He would beat you all with out even thinking. Here's some of the more memorable ones:
yogurt & sweet vermouth (I know, it was the end of the month, before grocery day, and that explaination serves for the rest of these concotions!!)
pickled beet juice, vodka, vermouth.
Red Kraut juice, gin, Kahluah.
evaporated milk (left over from my baking)w/ tequila, lime, coconut liqueur,marshmallow fluff-blended. (Yah. Eets like sveet und bahama-ee desert) (?!)
crab juice (Persian friend was over)w/ my dad's homemade Polish buffalo grass vodka and olive juice.
Mint liqueur (mouthwash?), coffee liqueur, worchester sauce (to "take the sveet ouf")
Can of smoked oysters blended with bourbon with a slice of brie floater (Left overs from X-Mas party!!)
He keeps loooking over my shoulder and saying: "Vat!?!! doze vas gut trinks!"
Ah ha.
He thinks the kool-aid and Pabst sounds horrible. Like he's a good judge of fine cocktails!!