Post #154116 by purple jade on Wed, Apr 20, 2005 8:15 PM

Bring in the tikis with enormous phalluses, and then if the nosy neighbors complain, call it cultural intolerance!

Yep, sounds good to me. When my ill-tempered lesbian neighbor put up an eight-foot privacy fence between our yards while we were away on vacation, tearing up my purple jasmine vine and desecrating a cat grave in the process, I swore one day to raise a Tangaroa atop each fence post, pointing their willies towards her yard.