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Post #150069 by MonkeyBoy on Wed, Mar 30, 2005 1:44 AM

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boom.

A pirate walks into a bar with a ships' wheel attached to his, er, member. The barkeep pours his grog and says "Excuse me, Cap't, but I couldn't help but notice that you have a ships' wheel on your, er, member". The pirate replies "ARRGH! Aye, matey! It's drivin' me nuts!".