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Post #131165 by dangergirl299 on Wed, Dec 15, 2004 12:57 PM

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Let's look at the evidence:

God made us in his own image. We like drink. Thus, God likes MORE drink! A Mai Tai as tall as the Sky? YOu bet your sweet ass!

Jesus turned water into [drink].

[Alcohol] is living proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy.
Benjamin Franklin

If God had intended us to drink [alcohol], He would have given us stomachs
David Daye

On an unrelated note:
Bob = God
God = Hope
God = Bob Hope