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Post #125503 by Meat Tiki on Sun, Nov 14, 2004 1:51 PM

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Hi. My name is Charles Salisbury but the people at work cal me Chuck.

I live on the flank of Omaha, NE and I work at the Aksarben Beef Co there. I am a superviser on the slaughter line. I am a third gineratino meat packer. My Gradnfather came from Hamberg in Germany during the Porterhouse famine of 1912.

I do don't have a girlfreind becasue I work 12 ours in one day at the slaghterhouse. I tried to meat a girl the I thoght worked at the plant but I found out she wasn't one. It was jsut an idusytrial accidnet on the band saw cutter

I saw a tiki at Kohls store when I wnet to the BBQ Cue Off in Rentsburg, NE. Rentsburg is sort of on the hind quarter of Ohama. I lked the tiki it. When I heard other people liked it to, I started to look for a girlfreind wwith it. I wone the BBQ Cue Off last year in the flank meat devision. I thougth taht would make it easy to find a girlfreind but it won't help non.

THere is a girl that worked in the ofice at the plant. Her name was patty. SHe was USDA GRade Choice on my slagutherhouse checklist. And she had a nice rump, my friend Tip said she was so young it was boneless probably. WHin I turn in my time chard at the plant orfice, she really made my tinderloins broil at the orfice. THe supervisor of the entral depaartemnt made me leave the bilding.

We wear metal mesh glove on the line. Sometime I start to thing about a girl on the line. I would wont to put BBQ sause all over it and lik it off.

My daddy said I have a faymose unkle in France. It's caled Cordon Blue. He was a night for the KIng of Fracne. HIs name was Sir Loin. My Daddy said I had a brother before the great batle of Wellington. The post man called him SLim Jim. He dead. Bad heart.

I like to make a tikis out of Meat. I do'nt use wood. I use meat. I use wood to cook meat at the BBQ CUe off in Rentsburg, on the hind quarter of OHama. I will show to you wehn I am done.

Is there a girl here athat want's to put BBQ sause on here? IF you do do tell me and I will come by you house. I still have 89 weeks of Vaycation because I dont' go anywhere but the BBQ CUE off in rentsburg, NE on the Himd quarter of Omaha.