Post #110715 by Sabu The Coconut Boy on Fri, Aug 27, 2004 11:42 AM

Oh man, this is exactly the kind of humor that appeals to me! (Which is why a lot of people don't understand me). I'm laughing so hard that the traffic cone keeps falling off my head!

Geeky - the "and his orchestra" sticker idea is absolutely hilarious! Do you mind if I use it myself sometime, as well as the "Violencia Domestica"?

Gigantalope - I wish I had found that "UR chURch bURn hURt" card. I would have framed it too.

HumuHumu - That "Claw" sign is breathtakingly inspired.

Swanky - Wish I had thought of the 'Big N Tasty' switch - that's classic and simple.

Of course, my favorite sign is this one that Doctor Z and I found at a garage sale:

Doctor Z made me buy it, and I'm eternally grateful that he did. Point it anything and snap a picture - it seems to enhance any photo. I amuse myself no end whether I'm chasing the tuba player around Oktoberfest with it or asking celebrities to hold it while I snap their pictures. Some people just don't get the humor, though.

Once for Halloween I dressed up in an army officer's uniform and affixed a big orange "Major Discounts" sticker from a supermarket on my chest and hat.

When I worked as a stockboy for Stats Floral Supply, we would build a enclosure to hold baby rabbits and ducks at Easter time. It had one of those plastic wading pools for the ducks, surrounded by astro-turf which our manager made us clean each night, much to our disgust.

So every evening when our manager left at six and it was just us stockboys and cashiers, my friend and I would erect our custom "Watch Ducks Dive For Spare Change" sign next to the wading pool. At the end of the evening, we'd collect the money and go buy a dozen donuts at the Winchell's across the street. The fact that the ducks refused to dive for the coins only hardened the resolve of the customers throw more money at them. Of course the ducks were oblivious.

Sabu

[ Edited by: Sabu The Coconut Boy on 2004-08-27 11:47 ]