Post #103506 by NJtikiboy on Thu, Jul 22, 2004 7:52 PM

I’ve begun to realize that my fantasy Tiki restaurant may never exist.
What do I want?
A freestanding building with the traditional A frame.
Giant Easter island Tiki “guarding” the walkway.
The entrance in the center of a huge Tiki’s mouth.
The interior would be all horseshoe booths in a semi circle around a stage. Every 45 minutes a large animatronic Tiki would rise from a volcano atop the stage and proceed to tell jokes and sing songs for 20 minutes. Tiki masks on the walls would sing backup. Every 35 minutes the volcano would “erupt”. Perhaps spewing bubbles. Perhaps tiny bubbles.

This is my dream.
Pray I win the lottery.